We start off with a look back at the final match for Bragging Rights and Team Smackdown showed that if everyone wears the same shirt they are going to win. What will Raw do now that Big Show turned his back on his brand?
The Unified Tag Team Champions come out and Chris Jericho has his big trophy with him. Cole talks about the party that Smackdown had after their victory and he says that it was huge.
Show says that whatever happened last night, he is still a proud member of the Raw roster. Show says that everything he did was . . . Jericho stops him and says that Show does not have to explain himself. Jericho says that the loyalty to the tag team is greater than his loyalty to Raw. Show says that he needs to tell Jericho something. Jericho thanks Show for stopping the tyranny of DX. There is no jocularity or hocking of cheap merchandise because Show stood up for himself and he punched Triple H in his face to earn Smackdown bragging rights and he gives Show kudos. Jericho stops Show again and says that they would have won because Jericho was the captain, mastermind and genius who put everything together. Show tells Jericho that what he did was for himself. There is one thing that is more important than the show or the tag team. Show says that his career is bigger. Show says that he struck a deal with Teddy Long. Show says that he is the next opponent for the Undertaker’s World Title. Jericho wants to know what about him and if he approved it with him.
Show and Jericho are interrupted by Kyle Busch and Joey Lagano buring donuts in the parking lot and then they drive into the arena.
Logano and Busch come to the ring with permanent arm candy for the guest hosts, the Bellas. Busch says that is how you make an entrance. He says that they are huge WWE fans and are proud to be hosts tonight. Busch says that what Big Show did last night is not popular with the fans, but Kyle says that he is with Show on this. He says that things happen for a reason and he congratulates Show. Logano refuses to shake Show’s hand and he says that it was weak to leave his team like that. Show tells Kyle to teach his little friend about respect. Kyle says that Joey is young and dumb and doesn’t know much about championships. Kyle says that they are here to win a championship. Kyle points out that they are in Buffalo, a town that hasn’t made it to the playoffs since Hulkamania. Kyle points out that they have brought in TO and that hasn’t worked. Kyle says that they will soon be singing O Canada. Logano says that Show will be facing Triple H tonight. Jericho tells Show that is pretty tough. Jericho asks Joey and Kyle if they have ever seen a trophy like that or won something like that. Jericho wants to go to the office to talk about that. Kyle says that he has seen 58 of them and he can make matches too. Jericho will be wrestling in a match against Kofi Kingston.
We go to commercial.
Match Number One: Kofi Kingston versus Chris Jericho
They lock up and Kofi backs Jericho into the corner and Jericho goes to the floor. Jericho tries to get into Kofi’s head and takes his time getting back into the ring. Jericho pushes Kofi away and Kofi pushes Jericho back. Jericho with a kick and punch. Jericho with an Irish whip but he runs into boots and Kofi with punches. Kofi with a drop kick for a near fall. Kofi with an arm bar. Jericho chokes Kofi in the ropes and stands on his back. Jericho with a kick to Kofi but Kofi with a rollup for a near fall. Jericho with a kick to the ribs and to the head. Jericho with a side head lock. Jericho with a side head lock but Kofi with a leaping back elbow and Jericho goes to the floor again with some vintage mind games. Kofi with a suicide dive. Kofi leaps into the corner and punches Jericho but Jericho with a power bomb. Jericho hits the springboard drop kick that sends Kofi to the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Jericho catapults Kofi’s throat into the rope and then he puts Kofi in a chin lock. We see footage during the commercial when Jericho sent Kofi into the ring post. We are back to live action and Kofi punches Jericho and Kofi with a rollup for a near fall. Jericho takes Kofi down one more time and gets a near fall. Jericho slaps Kofi in the head but Kofi punches back. Jericho with an Irish whip but Kofi blocks the bulldog attempt and sends Jericho into the turnbuckles. Kofi with a drop kick and leaping clothesline. Kofi sets up for the Boom Boom leg drop and hits it. Jericho trips Kofi and tries to put Kofi into the Walls of Jericho but Kofi powers out. Jericho with an enzuigiri but Kofi kicks out. Jericho with an Irish whip but Kofi goes into the ropes and kicks Jericho. Jericho stops Kofi on the top turnbuckle and then Jericho tries for a superplex but Kofi blocks it and then Kofi hits a cross body but Jericho rolls through and gets a two count. Kofi with a side Russian leg sweep and Kofi tries for Trouble in Paradise, but Jericho blocks it and Jericho tries for the Walls of Jericho but Kofi with an inside cradle for a near fall. Jericho with a Codebreaker but Jericho takes too long to cover Kofi and Kofi gets his foot on the rope. Jericho thinks that he won. Jericho turns around into Trouble in Paradise and Kofi ges the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
After the match, Randy Orton attacks Kofi on the ramp and sends Kofi to the floor. Orton stares at Kofi on the floor while referees come out to protect Kofi.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Randy Orton is walking in the back and Josh Mathews wants to know why he attacked Kofi. Randy says that Kofi had no right to interfere in his match. Orton blames Kofi for the loss. Randy says that he has only just BEGUN on Kofi Kingston. Cody stops by and tells Josh to leave. Ted is with him. Cody and Ted agree that Randy was robbed last night. They have a gift for Randy as a token of their gratitude. It is a Randy Orton race car. Orton looks at the hood of the car and he says that it is incredible. Orton asks if they bought it for him. Ted says that he knows they have had issues recently, but Randy is their leader. Cody and Ted say that they have another surprise for John Cena and say that the title will be coming back to Legacy.
Eve is with Joey and Kyle and they talk about the race in Texas. Jack Swagger enters and he is impressed. Jack says that he is WWE’s finest talking to NASCAR’s finest. They are proven winners who have no problem talking about how good they are. Jack says that he wants to face John Cena for the WWE Title. Kyle doesn’t know if they can put Cena in a match since he wrestled for an hour last night. Joey says that they will be picking Cena’s next opponent tonight. Jack introduces himself to Eve and says that he will be the future WWE Champion. Miz enters and he is impressed that Jack thinks he is going to be the WWE Champion. Miz says that he is the only one who won last night from Raw so he deserves his title match. Eve apologizes for Miz.
Santino and Melina are walking in the back and the flashes are going crazy. We go to commercial.
We are back with a Sheamus video package and he debuts on Raw tonight.
Cole says that he is excited to see Sheamus debut as a big free agent signing.
Match Number Two: Melina and Santino Marella versus Chavo Guerrero and Jillian Hall
The men start off and Chavo slaps Santino in slow motion but Santino with a belly laugh and a punch. Santino with a back body drop and back elbow. Santino with a diving salute head butt that misses. Chavo with kicks and then he sends Santino into the turnbuckles. Jillian kicks Santino in the back while Chavo spends some quality time with the referee. Chavo with a Latino uppercut for a near fall. Chavo punches and kicks Santino. Santino with a cartwheel and split to avoid Chavo followed by a hip toss and punches. Jillian makes the tag and she slaps Santino. Melina with forearms to Jillian and a short arm clothesline. Hornswoggle comes out and he crotch chops for the fans. Melina with a rollup but in the ropes. Melina with the Banshee Shriek of Doom Leg Drop for the three count.
Winners: Santino Marella and Melina
After the match, Hornswoggle comes into the ring and crotch chops for the fans. Hornswoggle is handed an envelope and it is a cease and desist order. He shows it to Lawler and Lawler explains it to Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle is dejected.
John Cena walks in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back with the Slam of the Week: Photos of the 59 Minute 55 Second One Hour Iron Man Match.
John Cena is introduced, but Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes come out. Cody says that the champ IS not here. Cody says that it would be a perfect time to parade out here to talk about his ‘epic’ victory. John Cena will have to wait because The Legacy is here. Ted says that just because Randy cannot fight John Cena for the title, that is why they are bringing back the WWE Championship to the Legacy where it belongs. Ted tells Cena that they didn’t ask the guest hosts for permission because they don’t have to. They are making a challenge to Cena and tells him to man up and accept it. Ted challenges Cena to face one of them or both of them in an Epsenhart Special match.
John Cena comes out and he has something to say. John tells Ted and Cody that he doesn’t have to brag about what happened last night. Last night was exactly what it needed to be. It was the best competing in one final showdown. When that clock stuck zero, both of them were exhausted. Cena says that he did it for each other, they did it for the title belt, and they did it for the fans. They did it because they knew the John Cena/Randy Orton rivalry needed to end and it did. Now we are on Raw to find out who the next challenger will be and then he seems bummed out in his hard sell to be in the ring with Randy Orton’s legacy.
Cody says that they are not Randy and Cena agrees with him. Cena says that neither of them are Randy Orton but it is close enough. Cena says that he is going to hit Ted and Cody with the truth. Cena says that he won last night and has the right to say ‘no more’. Ted and Cody come out and can make all the empty challenges they want about bringing the title back to Legacy, but if they want a shot at the title, they need to earn it. John says that they haven’t earned it yet. Cena says that he was in the back with Joey and Kyle about Ted and Cody having a match tonight and it will happen now.
Match Number Three: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase versus Montel Vontavious Porter and Mark Henry
We join the match in progress and DiBiase with a near fall on Porter. Rhodes tags in and they double team Porter. Rhodes with elbows to the head. Rhodes punches Porter and snap mares him and puts Porter in an arm bar with a cross face.
We see Kyle and Joey enjoying the match from their office.
Porter with a short arm clothesline and Henry tags in and he clotheslines Rhodes and hits a back elbow followed by a head butt. Henry with a vertical choke and Porter distracts the referee long enough for DiBiase to clip Henry and Rhodes gets a near fall. DiBiase tags in and he kicks Henry and hits double sledges. DiBiase is tagged back in after Rhodes gets in a few kicks. DiBiase chokes Henry and he tags in Cody they double team Henry and Rhodes with a front face lock but he cannot stop Henry from making his way across the ring. Porter punches Rhodes but the referee does not see a double drop kick on Henry and Cody gets a near fall. Rhodes with a front face lock. Henry with a back body drop and Porter and DiBiase tag in. Porter with an overhead belly-to-belly throw followed by a back elbow and a face buster. Time for the Ballin Elbow and it connects but Rhodes breaks up the cover. Henry takes Rhodes down. Porter with a sunset flip thanks to help from Henry and Porter gets the three count.
Winners: Mark Henry and Montel Vontavious Porter
After the match, Rhodes and DiBiase protest their loss.
Randy Orton’s music plays and he comes out to the ring. Randy finally gets to the ring and he has something to say. Apparently the guest hosts are trying to find the next opponent for John Cena. Randy says that it officially looks like Cena’s next opponent will not be him. Randy says that he understands the terms of his match last night because he is a former champion. He is entitled to a rematch and he is willing to take it all the way to the board of directors.
Kofi Kingston appears on the TitanTron and he tells Randy that he lost and nobody cares what he has to say. Randy tells Kofi to come to say it to his face. Kofi says that he is already doing it and we see Kofi standing on the Vipermobile. Randy tells Kofi not to touch Orton’s car or he will make Kofi’s life a living hell. Kofi likes how durable NASCAR cars are. He sends a case into the door and there isn’t a scratch. Kofi takes some keys and he decides to key Orton’s car. Kofi tries to get a bug off the hood but he keeps missing it. Now it is on the window. Kofi says that he will fix this and he puts some orange paint on the hood. Kofi says that he doesn’t think Orton has ever looked better.
We go to commercial.
We are back and there are members of the Buffalo Bills in the crowd and they finally hit something.
We have a moments ago moment of Kofi’s Auto Detail Service.
We have a guest ring announcer and it is Eve Torres.
Match Number Four: Evan Bourne versus The Miz
They lock up and Miz with a knee and kick to Bourne. Miz trips Bourne and gets a near fall. Miz with a kick to Bourne but Bourne kicks back. Miz chokes Bourne against the ropes. Miz with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Miz works on the back with a modified camel clutch. Bourne with a back body drop but Miz tries to turn it into a sunset flip but Bourne rolls through. Bourne with kicks to the leg and a head scissors take down and a clothesline for a near fall. Miz runs Bourne into the turnbuckles and connects with forearms. Miz with a knee to the head and Jack Swagger comes to the ring.
Miz sends Bourne into the turnbuckles while Swagger gets on the mic and says that nobody is watching his match. Swagger says that everyone is watching Eve. He says that Eve is watching her. Miz with a clothesline into the corner to interrupt Swagger’s comments. Miz and Swagger stare each other down while the referee loudly makes the count. Bourne with a pescado onto Swagger and Miz. Bourne rolls back in and the ref makes the ten count.
Winner: Evan Bourne by count out
We go to commercial.
We are back with an Earlier Tonight Moment of Joey Logano and Kyle Busch.
Next week’s Guest Hosts are Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.
Joey and Kyle say that they want to see how tough Jamie Noble can be against Raw’s newest acquisition.
Sheamus is on the mic and he says that it is his first night on Raw and he is here to make an impression.
Match Number Five: Jamie Noble versus Sheamus
Noble with a kick to the leg but Sheamus with a shoulder tackle that sends Noble to the floor. Sheamus sends Noble into the ring steps and then brings Noble back into the ring. Sheamus with elbow drops and gets a near fall. Sheamus with a back breaker but Noble with elbows to the head and more kicks to the leg. Sheamus sends Noble into the turnbuckles. Sheamus misses a charge and Noble tries for a rollup but Sheamus does not go down. Sheamus with knees in the corner followed by an elbow and knee drop. Sheamus with back breakers followed by a bicycle kick for the three count.
Winner: Sheamus
Shawn and Hunter are walking in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back with the WWE Rewind: Big Show punching Triple H at Bragging Rights.
Cole and Lawler talk about the World Title match and he mentions Batista and Rey’s issues as well as the other things that happened at the pay per view.
Match Number Six: Big Show with Chris Jericho and the Bragging Rights Trophy versus Triple H with Shawn Michaels
Hunter wants the mic before Show does anything. Hunter says that he had a meeting with Kyle and Joey and this is a lumberjack match and the lumberjacks are the members of Raw that Show screwed over. Jericho leaves through the crowd with his trophy of awesome.
Shawn has something to say. He tells Hunter that he forgot that not only is it a lumberjack match, it is a no disqualification lumberjack match. Shawn says that they have a guest referee for the match and it is John Cena.
Show charges at Hunter but Hunter moves and Show goes to the floor as we go to commercial.
We are back and Hunter punches Show. Show with an Irish whip but Hutner with a boot and a sleeper. We see footage of Show fighting back during the commercial on the floor with the lumberjacks. Back to live action and Show with a snap mare to escape. Show misses a charge into the corner and Hunter tries for a slam but he cannot keep Show up and Hunter kicks out at two. Show with an Irish whip but Hunter with a kick but Show responds with a spear. Show stands on Hunter while talking to Shawn Michaels. Show with a chop to Hunter. Hunter punches Show but Show with a side slam. Show works on the neck with a nerve hold. Show with head butts to Hunter. Hunter tries to bounce back up and he gives Show a crotch chop. Show with more head butts and a slam. Masters grabs Show by the leg and Show brings Masters into the ring and hits a clothesline followed by a punch to the temple.
This allows Hunter to recover and he punches Show and hits the face buster. Hunter with body blocks but Show stays on his feet. Show grabs Hunter by the throat but Hunter counters a choke slam with a DDT but Show kicks out. Show misses a charge into the corner and Hunter sets for the Pedigree but Show with a back body drop. Show with a Vader Splash but Cena stops his count at two. Show yells at Cena. Primo and Chavo with a double drop kick and then Swagger with a running clothesline into the corner. MIz with a clothesline of his own. Henry with a splash into the corner and Porter with a running boot to the head. Bourne with a shooting star press. Santino waits for Show to get up and Show choke slams Santino. Kofi with Trouble in Paradise and Show is woozy. Cena with an Attitude Adjustment. Hunter gets a blue shirt and he puts it on Show and Shawn with Sweet Chin Music and Hunter with a pedigree for the three count.
Winner: Raw
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