Friday, August 13, 2010

'Jersey Shore' season 2, episode 3

'Jersey Shore' star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (l.) gets left out of 'MVP,' which consists of Vinny, Pauly D and Mike the Situation (r.).Oh what tangled webs the Jersey Shore kids weave. This one's slapping that one, that one's smooshing this one, and Snooki can't get no respect. She's the Rodney Dangerfield of reality TV!

Last week, we left off with Angelina ruining Pauly D.'s fun down in Miami. Tonight, we picked up right where we left off--with her slapping him in the face.

All the commotion roused JWOWW, who wandered outside to investigate. When Mike told her that Angelina slapped Pauly three times, Angelina looked incredulous and denied laying a hand on him. "Um sthandinggg herrr bymyself," she slurred, drunkenly teetering in her high heels.

JWOWW was surprisingly calm about the whole ordeal and simply ushered Pauly inside, telling Angelina they'd talk about it in the morning. I thought for sure she'd take the opportunity to practice her combos on Angelina's throat. Why is JWOWW being so boring?

The next day, JW, Vinny and Ronnie had their first day of work at the gelato shop. They had to wear matching black t-shirts that "suffocated" JW's "girls." Girls = comically ginormous breasts. While everyone else was already over it, Vinny enjoyed his time on the clock, brushing up on his high school Italian with shop owner Enzo and building the perfect hoagie.

When Angelina finally woke up, she couldn't understand why everyone seemed so mad at her. Finally, Mike told her that she was "taking mad sh-t" and physically assaulted Pauly. She went to Pauly to apologize.

"I was like, really really really drunk, because I'm not comfortable here," she said. Pauly accepted her apology, but said he wouldn't be hanging out with her anymore because "your fun conflicts with our fun." This bummed Angelina out.

"I didn't know being drunk and people making mistakes was that bad," she said. I can see how Angelina felt misguided here, seeing as being drunk and making mistakes is the basic premise of the show she stars on, but she made the wrong kind of mistake. If she had mistakenly peed in a closet instead, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

So, Vinny has hair; "thick Sicilian hair," and he hadn't had it cut since he'd migrated to Miami and needed a good tape up and fade ASAP. But he had to be careful! Because his hair is his calling card. Not any old barber can cut it. THIS WAS SERIOUS. But, Vinny explained, "if someone can cut a black person's hair, they can usually cut my hair." So he and Ronnie found a spot and nervously went under the clippers. Then...hallelujah! (Literally, MTV dubbed "Hallelujah" in the background.) Their heads looked as dopey as ever.

Back at the house, Mike brought the group together, minus Angelina, to talk about how she's the outcast. Mike wanted JWOWW and Snooki to bond with Angelina and make her feel more comfortable in the house. The ladies were opposed, unless Angelina "manned up" about spreading rumors about them back home.

To hit the clubs that night, Snooki was rocking "the old Snook Look," which meant she was wearing some sort of animal print and sporting the poof. Vinny thought she looked hot and told her as much. "You tryin' smoosh right now?" Snooki asked him flirtatiously.

At the bar, Vinny continued to gawk at his female roommates. "Jennie's t-ts defy gravity...Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and rework them around Jennie's t-ts," he said. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Someone on Jersey Shore knows who Albert Einstein is?

Everyone was dancing and having a good time, except for Angelina who was sulking in the corner. Finally, Snooki pulled her aside and explained that she understood what Angelina was going through, because she too had been an outcast in the first season after she got wasted and fell down a couple of measly stairs and couldn't figure out to use that danged duck phone. Snooki told Angelina to just admit her mistakes so they could all move on. So she did. Angelina admitted to talking "mad sh-t" about Snooki and JWOWW. "Whatever you heard I said," she told them, "I probably said it." The truth has set Angelina free. Hallelujah!

With that drama sorted out, it was about time that Ronnie and Sammi had another fight. Earlier in the episode, it seemed like Ronnie was coming around to the idea of "working on things" with his ex. But then he got "face-wasted" at the clurb and started yelling at Sammi. "You're a f--king b--ch, go home! Go!"

So she went, and he stayed and got all grindy on some trashy Miami tail and Snooki saw it all go down. She confronted Ronnie about it, and Ronnie responded by pushing her. But nobody pushes Snooks! The other guys jumped on Ron right away and pulled him out of the club to bring him home.

Back home, Ronnie stumbled around before getting into bed with Sammi and lovingly whispering in her ear, "Can I smoosh you, please?"

Snooki was also drunk and wanted to call her boyfriend. Vinny was lying on the bean bag by the phone, so she just plunked down on top of him and dialed. We learned from Emilio on the other end of the line that was 6 o'clock in the morning. Snooki had the hiccups so she didn't say much, and ended up knocking over the table with the phone and a lamp and other miscellaneous items on it. This woke up Vinny, also drunk, who helped her pick everything up, burping along the way.

So there was Snooki with the hiccups and Vinny with the burps (it was a veritable cornucopia of body gases), and their stumbling through the house together towards Vinny's bed. "Just stay with me, we're good," Vinny said before they finally passed out together. Next to each other. But not on top of each other.

But when Vinny woke up he wasn't sure! "Did I bang Snooki last night? Did I do the unthinkable?" No.

The next night, Mike, Pauly and Vinny wanted to have a guys night and geeked out over the fact that the first letter of each of their names is "MVP." MVP! MVP! They kept shouting it. But then Angelina wanted to tag along, too. "It's not MVPA," Pauly explained. But she was determined, so the guys waited until she was looking the other way and ran out.

When they got to the bar, Vinny decided it was filled with grenades, "like the Bronx Zoo." But, "Mike and Pauly would take home a stray dog if there were no girls left," so they made due with what they had and brought a bunch of girls back to the house for a dip in the hot tub.

I'll let Mike explain what happened next: "At one particularly point, I'm in the jacuzzi and I put water on my face and I'm like ::gasp:: we've got grenades man! We're at the zoo!"

Mike panicked and looked to his pal Pauly for some help, but "one the hyenas hypnotized him."

Finally, all the guys were knocked out of their drunken grenade stupor when Vinny spotted something floating around the hot tub. It was one of their ladyfriends' bra inserts, or "chicken cutlets" as their known on the streets. They tossed it out of the tub and it landed on the concrete like a dead fish. Night over.

When it was Snooki's turn to go to work, she discovered that not only can she not see over the counter, but she can't even reach the ice creams in the freezer because she's so short. She needed a stool. The only thing that perked up her day was a ride on a giant dog statue outside the shop. Mike propped her up and she threw a leg over it. "It hurts my vagina," she whined. So Mike went to help her down. "No," she protested. "I like it."

And finally, back to Sammi and Ronnie. When they worked together, Ronnie was bored so he decided to call Sammi his "girlfriend." This made her think that she was his girlfriend. Go figure! So later, when she announced that she didn't want to go out, she thought Ronnie would stay in and cuddle with her. He obviously went out with the guys instead and started creeping on other chicks.

Snooki and JWOWW are starting to feel really bad about this, because it has clearly becoming a pattern: Ronnie goes out, gets drunk, rubs up against some strange at the club, then comes home and infects Sammi with it. It's a dirty cycle and Snooki and JWOWW want to put an end it.

But what will they do? Well, it looks like next week they're going to type up an anonymous note and send it to Sammi. Here's hoping spellcheck doesn't autocorrect "syphilis

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Eclipse script leaked : Twilight Saga Movie

Eclipse script leaked  Twilight Saga
All the Twilight fans are frantically searching the web for the Twilight Saga: Eclipse script that was supposedly leaked on Twitter. So far I haven’t been able to find anything except for the image here. If it is in fact true and the script has leaked, will you read it or will you just read the book and watch the movie when it comes out? I think I’ll just wait for the movie. I’ve read the book so it’s not like I’m completely in the dark about what will happen. I’m waiting for the movie so that I can see the book come to live, it’s just not the same with a script which essentially is just more text.

Twilight Eclipse Script Leaked?



Has the Twilight Eclipse script leaked?  As rumors about Eclipse script leaked flew, it appears it may be true.  There is are updates about Twilight Eclipse script leaked at several websites and Twitter.
Apparently according to Eclipse script leaked rumors, there is a pdf version of the complete script that can be downloaded.  Are viruses included?  Nobody is sure.
More Eclipse script leaked rumors at The Dish Rag include the possible opening of the third Twilight movie.  It seems Victoria turns Riley into a vampire to send after Bella.  Do you know more about the Eclipse script leaked?
Here is YouTube video of the Twilight Eclipse trailer:


'Twilight: Eclipse' script leaked? Jackson Rathbone is in SO much trouble.


Tuesday (Jan. 5) with word of a leaked script from the upcoming third "Twilight" movie "Eclipse."

While The Dish Rag did easily locate a site where a pdf version of the complete script can supposedly be downloaded, we declined since who knows what sort of vampiric computer virus might come along for the ride.

However, a screenshot of the first page of the blue script (meaning it's an early one and not likely what was shot from) has also been making the rounds and if this is the real deal, Jackson Rathbone (who plays Jasper) can expect to get a talking to from Summit very, very soon.

It appears the movie opens with Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard) turning Riley (Xavier Samuel) into the vampire that she plans to send after Bella (Kristen Stewart).

This isn't the first time "Twilight" has had a script escape. Last May, a hairdresser found a "New Moon" script in a St. Louis trash bin. She returned it to the studio in exchange for a pair of premiere tickets.

It was speculated that that script found it's way to to that particular garbage can courtesy of Anna Kendrick who was filming "Up in the Air" in St. Louis and plays Jessica in the "Twilight" saga.jackson-rathbone-eclipse-script.jpg

Monday, January 4, 2010

Redskins fire Zorn


The Washington Redskins fired Head Coach Jim Zorn at about 4 AM this morning and have scheduled a team meeting and press conference later today. The firing came very soon after the team returned from San Diego following a 23-20 loss to the Chargers that ended the regular season and left Washington with a 4-12 record, its worst since the team went 3-13 in Norv Turner’s first year as Head Coach in 1994. The loss dropped Zorn’s record to 12-20 as Redskins head coach, the same as Steve Spurrier during his 2002-2003 stint with the team. The firing of Zorn has been inevitable almost since the beginning of the season and he became
the first coach to be fired following the 2009 season.

He had come directly to Redskins Park from the airport, arriving just ahead of buses carrying players at roughly 2:15 a.m. Most players and coaches – including defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth and defensive coordinator Greg Blache – walked directly to their cars, but others went into the building. As he walked to his car, Blache told the media, “Let the dude go.” Secondary coach Jerry Gray and offensive coordinator Sherman Smith left shortly afterward.

At around 2:45, Redskins’ security ordered all media to leave the parking lot, with one security member saying that it was so that Zorn would not be bothered when he left the building. Over the next two hours, coaches continued to leave the property and at about 4:30 a.m., running backs coach Stump Mitchell got into his car. Redskins security and staff members came out of the building about 10 minutes later and walked toward the media room, which is in a different building, presumably to assure that Zorn would not be bothered by the small media group that had approached Mitchell.


Zorn then came out and walked to his car with a security escort and left the park at 4:43 a.m., talking on his cellphone as he drove out of the parking lot.

With the Redskins already having satisfied the “Rooney Rule” by interviewing Jerry Gray, an African-American coach, the team could hire a replacement for Zorn almost immediately. Don’t be surprised if owner Dan Snyder and new General Manager Bruce Allen introduce a replacement for Zorn today or tomorrow at the very latest. If that replacement is, as has long been rumored here and elsewhere, Mike Shanahan, expect all the other Redskins coaches to be fired soon, as well. Shanahan, or any other big name coach, is likely to want a clean slate and will bring in his own guys to assist him in running the team.

Redskisn Fire Jim Zorn

LANDOVER, MD - NOVEMBER 30:  Head coach Jim Zorn of the Washington Redskins walks on the sidelines during their game against the New York Giants at FedEx Field on November 30, 2008 in Landover, Maryland.  (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

The Washington Redskins fired Head Coach Jim Zorn at about 4 AM this morning and have scheduled a team meeting and press conference later today. The firing came very soon after the team returned from San Diego following a 23-20 loss to the Chargers that ended the regular season and left Washington with a 4-12 record, its worst since the team went 3-13 in Norv Turner’s first year as Head Coach in 1994. The loss dropped Zorn’s record to 12-20 as Redskins head coach, the same as Steve Spurrier during his 2002-2003 stint with the team. The firing of Zorn has been inevitable almost since the beginning of the season and he became the first coach to be fired the 2009 season.

He had come directly to Redskins Park from the airport, arriving just ahead of buses carrying players at roughly 2:15 a.m. Most players and coaches – including defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth and defensive coordinator Greg Blache – walked directly to their cars, but others went into the building. As he walked to his car, Blache told the media, “Let the dude go.” Secondary coach Jerry Gray and offensive coordinator Sherman Smith left shortly afterward.


At around 2:45, Redskins’ security ordered all media to leave the parking lot, with one security member saying that it was so that Zorn would not be bothered when he left the building. Over the next two hours, coaches continued to leave the property and at about 4:30 a.m., running backs coach Stump Mitchell got into his car. Redskins security and staff members came out of the building about 10 minutes later and walked toward the media room, which is in a different building, presumably to assure that Zorn would not be bothered by the small media group that had approached Mitchell.


Jim Zorn Fired



The Washington Redskins fired head coach Jim Zorn on Monday, just hours after a 23-20 loss to the San Diego Chargers ended a season which yielded just four wins.

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Zorn, who had one year left on his contract, was 12-20 during his two years with the Redskins.

“The status quo is not acceptable,” Redskins general manager Bruce Allen, who has been in the job for three weeks, said in a statement. “I felt it was necessary to not waste a moment of time to begin building this team into a winner.”

Zorn, 56, was expected to be replaced by former Denver Broncos coach Mike Shanahan in the next few days, the Washington Post reported, citing team officials.

Tech titans to unveil latest toys Consumer electronics show kicks off in Vegas

The annual Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas is where the biggest names in technology come to unveil the latest consumer products. The show features more than just toys, phones and games. Last year, for example, Taser International vice president of communications Steve Tuttle showed off the company's Mossberg Less Lethal Shotgun.

For many people in the technology industry, the Consumer Electronics Show kicking off this week in Las Vegas is like the Super Bowl, Christmas and an epic game of show and tell all rolled into one.

Each January, the biggest names in the technology world gather under the neon lights of the Las Vegas Strip to showcase the latest tech toys dreamt up in their research and development labs and to offer the world a sneak peak at the hottest gadgets for the year ahead.

Over the years, CES has been the stage for the unveiling of landmark technological innovations, including the VCR, CD players, HDTVs and Microsoft's Xbox.

More than 2,500 companies will be on hand this year, surrounded by more than 100,000 journalists, bloggers, analysts and industry bigwigs, all on the lookout for what's going to be hot in the world of consumer electronics in 2010.

CES comes at a crucial time for the technology and consumer electronics industries. Many economists and financial experts believe a recovery in the tech sector can act as a leading indicator and that the broader economy will soon be on the mend.

Ever since a handful of tech bellwethers -- including International Business Machines Corp., Google Inc. and Intel Corp. -- reported strong results in October, talk of a tech recovery has only grown louder.

Last week, the tech sector reclaimed the top spot in S&P 500 weighting -- surpassing financial stocks -- after beginning 2009 a distant second, according to Thomson Reuters.

Information technology stocks accounted for 19.87% market representation, more than five percentage points more than financials at the close of trading last week.

Meanwhile, the Nasdaq composite index finished 2009 up more than 40%, hovering near a 15-month high.

With CES set to begin officially on Wednesday, technology companies -- many of which laid low throughout the recession, cutting expenses and introducing low-cost models of popular products -- are hoping the worst of the economic crisis has passed and consumers will regain their appetite for digital cameras, high-definition televisions and smartphones.

Last year, Palm Inc.'s Pre smartphone was the greatest buzz generator at CES, and this year the most anticipated gadget expected to make its debut is another smartphone.

Rumours are swirling that search-engine kingpin Google Inc. will unveil its first company-branded smartphone, the Nexus One, during a press conference tomorrow at the company's Mountain View, Calif., headquarters. The device itself is expected to make its first public appearance at CES.

Like last year, 3D televisions are likely to be the talk of CES this week. However, unlike last year when electronics manufacturers stuck to showing off prototypes, heavyweights Sony Corp. and Panasonic Corp. are due to unveil 3D TVs that consumers will be able to purchase this year.

For some manufacturers, 3D TVs will take a back seat to super-slim TVs. LG Electronics Inc. will be showcasing the world's thinnest LCD TV, measuring just 2.6 millimetres thick.

Following the lead of Amazon.com Inc.' s Kindle device, many manufacturers are believed to be preparing e-readers to gain a foothold in the rapidly expanding market for digital books. Netbooks and other small computers that bridge the gap between a laptop and a smartphone -- many running Microsoft Corp.'s recently released Windows 7 -- are also expected to be popular.

BlackBerry maker Research In Motion Ltd. will have a booth on the convention floor, but the Waterloo, Ont.-based company isn't expected to make any major announcements regarding new handsets.

When computer giant Apple Inc. announced last year that it would no longer attend the annual Macworld Conference & Expo, which is typically held in January about the same time as CES, beginning in 2010, many industry observers speculated that Steve Jobs would make an appearance in Las Vegas.

However, Apple isn't expected to be at CES this year, which means Mac fans will likely have to await a still unofficial Apple event, believed to be scheduled for the end of January, for a peak at the company's rumoured tablet-style computer, which has been creating buzz online for several months.

 
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